Jokes under Other > Pantomime
It was my local church's Christmas panto last night.
I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years!
I didn't go.
The lead actor in our local drama performance of 'Aladdin' was raped live on stage last night.
The crowd did try to warn him.
During one of my shows, I amazed the audience by farting continuously for a full fifteen minutes.
The only person who wasn't amused was my co-star Brian. He stormed off the stage, vowing to never again play the back-end of a Pantomime Horse.
|A Charity Pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "he's behind you!"|
The shortest fairytale in the world:
Boy meets girl.
Boy and girl like each other.
Boy asks for girl's hand in marriage.
Girl says "no".
Boy lives happily ever after
I've just seen seven black dwarfs.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we....................
Ah, forget it.
|With the recession biting harder and cash getting tighter save some money by keeping your poppy until next year.|
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