Jokes under Celebrities > Jennifer Lopez
My missus caught me wanking over Jennifer Lopez and went mad.
"What do you even see in her!?! If you strip away her breasts, her arse and her beautiful face, what would you have left??"
I gritted my teeth and said under my breath, "you."
|They say Jennifer Lopez is sexy because she's got a big arse. Well in that case, my girlfriend is at least twice as sexy as her.|
Sick of these Celebrities advertising shit they don't use.
J-Lo Doesn't drive a Fiat.
That's like Freddie Mercury advertising condoms.
|Apprently J-Lo's nipple now has an official twitter page..... they should have set it up a facebook page instead so we could have all poked it|
Jenifer Lopez leaves her husband cause she was tired of his controlling behaviour.
He obviously wasn't controlling enough.
|It's difficult to know what Jennifer Lopez is more famous for. Her acting, her singing or her ass. But one thing is for sure, all three stink of fucking shit!|
'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass'.
Life must really suck if you're a Christian and live next door to J-Lo.
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