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So Gamu Nhengu is releasing a Christmas single to rival the X-Factor.

At least it finally answers Bob Geldof's question of whether they know it's Christmas.
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Joke by sacredcow in Celebrities - Gamu - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 352.4


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I'm a lawyer and would happily pick up X-factor reject Gamu Nhengu's case.

I would even pack it and check her in at the airport.
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Joke by stevo21 in Celebrities - Gamu - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 238




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Roses are Red Violets Are Blue,
You Haven't got a Visa,
So Fuck Off Gamu,
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Joke by Morrissey1986 in TV - Talent Shows (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 57.4


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Breaking news: X Factor's Gamu is set to sign a million dollar recording contract next week.

Unfortunately for her, it's a million Zimbabwean dollars.
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Joke by DavidW in Racism - Zimbabwe (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 22.2


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Whats black,spotty and unwanted ? Gammu the x factor monkey. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ged in Celebrities - Gamu - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 13


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I have invented a new Board Game where Black Singers are deported at a throw of a Dice.

It is called "BackGamu"
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Joke by borelmicha in Celebrities - Gamu - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10


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Sky News: X Factor's Gamu Gets Home Office Lifeline.

Luck bitch, I only had 50/50, ask the audience and phone a friend.
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Joke by MANICHOOD in TV - Quiz Shows (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 8


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News of the World

Gamu Nhengu has begged Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole to save her from the firing squad.

WOW, these new live shows are getting better!! Pay per view anyone??
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Joke by milo123 in TV - Talent Shows (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.8


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I don't know what Gamu is worried about - She'll have the same fun waiting each week to see if she'll be eliminated....although by Mugabe's henchmen is probably not what she would have wanted. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 in Celebrities - Gamu - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7


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BBC NEWS - X Factor contestant Gamu faces removal from UK

It took you 7 years X factor, but finally you are proving to be of some use.
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Joke by iLOLD in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 6.2



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