Jokes under Other > Dinosaurs
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If God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter. Maybe that's why the T-rex was always so angry |
 
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Me and my mate were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography. Unfortunately, my mothersaurus. |
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by ThatGuyThatLikesMuse in Other - Dinosaurs - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 785.2
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A drunk girl accused me of being a "Prehistoric dinosaur" So I Raptor |
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I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex.. He's a small arms dealer. |
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| Fossils- the only thing they tell us is that dinosaurs lived underground. |
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Two dinosaurs are walking along when they see a shemale. The first dinosaur says, "Do you think that tranny saw us, Rex?" |
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I was in the Natural History Museum in London looking at the dinosaur bones. I asked the Curator how old the bones were. He replied: 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'Fuck me!' I said. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' The Curator said 'Well, they were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.' |
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus |
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I don't believe in all that stuff about God being the Architect of the world. But if he was, I don't like the man. Nobody in their right mind would get bored of dinosaurs. |
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My parents tried to put me off becoming an archaeologist. They said there was no future in it. |
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by bawbag in Other - ??? Random (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 172
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