Jokes under Celebrities > Ulrika Jonsson
| Wouldn't it be great if Ulrika Jonsson married Kaka. |
 
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| Ulrika Johnson has been taken to hospital after sitting on her mobile phone. Surgeon's aren't too worried as apparently it's not the first time she's had an Eriksson up her arse... |
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by hangman in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 259
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I read this joke by P45 "Wouldn't it be great if Ulrika married Kaka?" I don't get it, what would be so great if she was called Ulrika Dos Santos Leite? |
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by PsychoRapist in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 119.6
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Rape is undoubtedly one of the single most horrific and cruelest experiences a person can be subjected to. I would never wish it upon anybody. Except Ulrika Jonsson |
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by mgseward in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 21.2
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What do you get if you cross Jordan and Ulrika Accused of rape |
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by Hipgrabber in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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There was a young girl call Ulrika Whose sex life could have been sweeter Sven was a fan She was beaten by Stan And raped by that cunt from Blue Peter. |
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by fidothedog in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
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I've just seen Ulrika Jonsson on Big Brother. I was very disappointed. She looks so fucking ugly in real life. |
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by Mallatar in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 10.2
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What have Ulrika Jonsson and a cross threaded thermos flask got in common? They both leak when you don't expect them to. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 8
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Whats the Hottest item this Fathers Day? Ulrika Johnsons doorbell. |
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Last week, me and a mate were delivering a big marquee to Ulrika Johnson's house. "What's the occasion?", I asked him. "Father's day", he replied. |
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by gaz00 in Celebrities - Ulrika Jonsson (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 6
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