Jokes under Celebrities > Alan Sugar
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Inspired by The Apprentice, I'm going to be the next person to get a quarter of a million from Lord Sugar. I've definitely got what he's looking for. His granddaughter. |
 
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by bigtrain in Crime - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 434.4
| Wouldn't it be great if Sir Alan Sugar married Caster Semenya? |
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by welsh12 in Celebrities - Sports Personalities (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 390.2
| Does anyone know do fish genitalia smell of humans? |
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by Higherthanlatency in Celebrities - Alan Sugar - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 299.4
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I heard Sir Alan Sugar say "I have a gut feeling in my stomach" the other day... That kind of abuse to the English language makes me want to punch his face... ...in the face. |
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submitted by Fatboybadboy, originally by Jimmy Carr in Celebrities - Alan Sugar - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 248
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Just finished watching The Apprentice. Installing hidden cameras in the company toilets is the best decision I ever made. |
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by _themanwiththeplan_ in Sex and shit - Voyeurism (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 57.8
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Sir Alan. You can't fire someone you haven't yet given a job to. "I'll keep your CV on file and let you know" = more appropriate. |
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| Am I the only one wondering if Nick and Margaret have shagged on Sir Alan's desk? |
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Sun News - A pervert was caught pleasuring himself in a public library while reading Alan Sugar's autobiography. Seems I'm not the only one who thinks the man is a cunt. |
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by fuckingseriously in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 42.2
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The Bible: Pretty Much Like 'The Apprentice' 12 Underachieving Strangers, Sucking Up To A Cocky Bearded Jew. |
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by jamesybaby in Religion - Bible (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 22.8
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Alex on the apprentice "We took a risk" Was that because your team was pitching a product with a Nazi colour scheme called the Germanater to a Jewish man |
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by The Great 1 in Religion - Jews (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 22.4
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