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My wife told me I always speak like a computer geek.

I LOL'D.
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Joke by bong Marley in Racism - Geeks - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,379


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Nerds
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Ever!
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Joke by Dirtt_Diver in Racism - Geeks - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 569




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The problem with maths jokes is not the jokes themselves, but that if you get them, you don't have any friends to tell them to. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Epinephrine in Other - Joke (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 488.8


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Some guys started hurling abuse at me in the streets. Saying stuff like "You're a sad cunt" and "Get a life".

I don't think they realised the danger they were putting themselves in. It is rare that one survives such an encounter with a level 42 swordmaster.
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Joke by CunningLinguistics in Racism - Geeks - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 424.6


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I've devoted my life to working with retarded children.

I'm a manager at Games Workshop.
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Joke by sacredcow in Racism - Geeks - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 41.2


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This new Call of Duty is brilliant.

I've already managed to mug 12 geeks queueing outside Gamestation.
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Joke by Gunk Rhyme in Racism - Geeks - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 41.2


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My brother's girlfriend recently told him she'd prefer to 'just be friends again' yesterday, after she'd met our family at dinner..
Apparently we're all 'super nerds' and she'd rather not become a part of the family..

My brother replied "FML."

I lol'd.
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Joke by Spudrifle in Racism - Geeks - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 16


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Nerds:We prefer the term intalectual badass

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Oh the irony..
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Joke submitted by alexg1, originally by my mate bob in Racism - Geeks - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13.8


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Going out tonight with a bunch of my orc mates.

We're going to get Legolas.
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Joke by tartanspartan in Racism - Geeks - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 12.2


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My best mate has just gone out to queue up for the new Call of Duty, which is good news for me.

I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
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Joke by Gunk Rhyme in Racism - Geeks - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11.4



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