Jokes under Celebrities > Michelle McManus
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What was Michelle McManus' favourite musical instrument at school? The dinner bell. |
 
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by drumchapelbhoy in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 433.4
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People say you shouldn't be mean to Michelle McManus - after all, she recently lost six stone! Yeah but, to be fair, that's like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic. |
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submitted by wazarq, originally by Jimmy Carr in Celebrities - Michelle McManus - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 417.6
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My mates don't believe me when I tell them I have had sex with one of the biggest pop stars of the 21st century! Although Michelle McManus and I don't speak anymore after that one night. |
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by DannyNoble in Celebrities - Michelle McManus - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
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I spotted Michelle McManus in GAME earlier buying a copy of Portal. Obviously she doesn't know the cake is a lie |
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by Desolation in Other - Video Games (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5
| Anyone else think the million pound drop should just be an hour of Michelle McManus on a treadmill? |
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by dee2kay9 in Celebrities - Michelle McManus - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
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I seen Michelle McManus on the telly today. The fat cow crushed it. |
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by mikzyboy in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
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Michelle McManus: My ideal man Blind with no sense of touch.........and tastes like cake? |
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Michelle McManus fell over on the ice and banged her arse on the pavement. Glasgow City Council have sent her a bill for £300 to replace the 6 paving stones she broke. |
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by milo123 in Celebrities - Michelle McManus - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1.4
| Michelle McManus: the biggest thing in bathtubs since rings. |
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by wetwetwet in Celebrities - Michelle McManus - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 0.4
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