Jokes under Racism > Norwegian
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What do you call a Norwegian prostitute? A Fjord Escort |
 
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Norwegian officials were stunned today when they found a live alligator on a train bound for Oslo. They were even more stunned to find it had the correct change for the ticket. |
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There's a late contender for the Scandinavian Open. Anders Behring Breivik shot 76 under. |
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submitted by hippo247x, originally by Ger O'Brien in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 23
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The Prime Minister of Norway has announced that he's taken measures to ensure that no car is left unattended in the centre of Oslo again. He's imported 500 scousers. |
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i just saw the headline "Liverpool gang war fears". Judging by the people that Sky Sports always interview outside Anfield, I presume it's Norwegians versus Danes. |
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I went to a DIY store in Oslo earlier and bought some fertiliser for my garden. In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have let my wife park the car. |
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| According to the state broadcasters, after the terrorist attack in Norway, Oslo is in a state of NRK. |
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by flyingmarlin in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 0.4
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I've just thought, how are Norwegian mediums planning to contact all the people who died in the Oslo bomb attack and the shooting? Are they going to use a 'wegie board? |
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by DeathToSexOffenders in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 0.2
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