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Jokes under Illness and mortality > Hypothermia

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My nan survived everything Hitler threw at her.

Ironically, she'll probably die this winter from having a gas bill bigger than his. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Monkey Man Arsewipe in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 305.6


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Snow; Gods way of saying 'Well, we don't really need this many old people, do we?' I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SteDe in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 58.6




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My nan always used to say to me, "Never wear your coat in the house or you won't feel the benefit when you go back out."

So I had no sympathy for her when she couldn't pay her gas bill and died of hypothermia. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cobb in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 57.4


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My advice to survive this Winter.

Wear gloves and if you fall make sure you hold on to your purse.




Audley Harrison 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by palindromemordnilap in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 17.6


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My grandad died of the blues on a Monday morning.

Technically it said 'hypothermia' on the death certificate. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by burybob in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 13.2


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"This little piggy went to market, this little-"

A tear ran down Dave's cheek as he realised his son's frostbite had taken a turn for the worst. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mynameisfinlay in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 12.6


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Want to feel the ice cold refreshment of Coors light?

Thanks to British gas, 1100 pensioners will this Christmas 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mattastic the Spastic in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 8.6


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Well done to the 'Big Six' energy companies, for their efforts to alleviate the pensions crisis this winter. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 8 ace in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.6


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I find it funny that people say, "Take your coat off, because when you go outside, you'll be cold."

"No, I won't. I'll have a fucking coat on." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Noebles in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 5


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What do the homeless and wasps have in common?

A harsh winter will get rid of most of them! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Paudy in Illness and mortality - Hypothermia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.4



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