Jokes under Sports > Commonwealth Games
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An African athlete has been banned from the Commonwealth Games in India after testing positive to a 'performance enhancing substance.' Food. |
 
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by joebloggs in Sports - Commonwealth Games - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 435.4
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BREAKING NEWS: The chairman of the Indian Commonwealth games has just tried to hang himself. But the ceiling collapsed! |
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| There's a lot of planning going into the 2012 Olympics, sadly most of it is by the Al - Qaeda. |
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by zejewhunter in Sports - Commonwealth Games - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 190.6
| After there were very small crowd numbers at the commonwealth games, thousands of Indian school children have been given free tickets. Unfortunately, none of them have been able to get time off work to go. |
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submitted by Don JokeMan, originally by Paul Merton in Sports - Commonwealth Games - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 148.8
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India. Taking the wealth out of Commonwealth |
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So all 33 Chilean miners got out unharmed, there was no Delhi stadium collapse, the Hungarian sludge is being contained and Liverpool didn't go into administration. Chin up guys, there's always next week. |
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by BettySwallocks in Sports - Commonwealth Games (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 48.2
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I was just watching the television and I saw a man celebrating after winning a race. He then started talking to a reporter and, although out of breath, was saying how pleased and happy he was, and all the hard work and effort he had put in had finally paid off after winning this one race. What does he want, a fucking medal? |
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When talking about the commonwealth games with my friends i found out that the Minister of Delhi is called Sheila Dikshit. And i thought That's brilliant... An Indian called Sheila |
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When I heard the widespread news regarding the Commonwealth games, I was shocked That anyone gave a shit about athletics. |
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by ketan666 in Sports - Athletics (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 35
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So the Pakistani team aren't happy with their accommodation, apparently it's uninhabitable. Because your flooded shithole of a country is so much better.... |
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by mullac53 in Sports - Commonwealth Games - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 30.4
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