Jokes under Illness and mortality > Alopecia
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I met a beautiful young woman at a nightclub.
We were getting on very well when she said she had something to show me. She removed her wig and she was totally bald. ''It's alopecia,'' she said ''but if you still like me you can ask me anything''. I have always wanted to know, so I asked her straight. ''Does your condition make you bald in other places?'' I asked. She whispered in my ear ''There's only one way to find out.'' What an idiot I am. [...] |
 
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by davecrocket in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 313.8
| I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair |
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by Ad90 in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 95.8
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Gail Porter has announced plans to get her career back on track. She's hiring herself out as a Jade Goody lookalike. |
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by SeasonTicketless in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 62.4
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When my wife told me she had Alopecia I shaved my hair off. A lot of people thought I did it to support her with her condition. I just wanted to piss her off as she watched mine grow back perfectly.... |
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by hitler cant dance in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 55.8
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Even though I've gone bald, I still keep the comb I've had for nearly twenty years. I just can't part with it. |
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by tomflynn1974 in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 36
| Bald people. Simply drill lots of small holes in your skull & force Play Doh up your arse 'til it comes through your head, like hair. |
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by random_blue in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 23.8
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I said to my mate earlier that I fully expect to go bald. "Is it a family thing?" he asked. "Definitely" I replied, "A nagging wife and four lousy kids." |
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So I see that Justin Bieber has done a sketch with Jimmy Kimmel, where they fake him having that ridiculous mop of hair cut off. I was shocked. I mean, for the first time in my life, I don't find a shaved cunt attractive. |
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by DeathToSexOffenders in Celebrities - Justin Bieber (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 19
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Currently downloading a porn video of Imogen Thomas. Will take a while though. It's 11 giggs. |
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by suityousir4 in Illness and mortality - Alopecia - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15.2
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I've spent a fortune on a Persian rug. My cat was becoming so self-conscious about his bald spot. |
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