Jokes under Other > Paradox
| Why the fuck should I go to someone's funeral if they aren't going to attend mine? |
 
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| If vampires can't see their reflections, how come their hair is always so neat? |
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How do you find a needle in a haystack? Burn the fucking hay. |
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| Surely I'm not the only one who's taken a picture of my cock on my phone, deleted it, but still shit myself every time my mates go on my phone? |
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When a white woman disrespects black people on a tram it makes her a racist. When a black woman disrespects white people on a bus it makes her a hero. |
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I don't follow tradition. And neither did my father, or his father before him |
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"Overwhelmed with joy at the thought of having a shower! Not had one for weeks!" ... The last entry in Anne Frank's diary. |
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I passed my ethics exam today. I cheated. |
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by Flaccid T in Other - Philosophy (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 257.6
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I see that someone has added the sub-category "Pretentious Cunts" to Sickipedia. I am puzzled to see this, and thus have embarked on a ruminative epoch to ascertain if this reflects some kind of metaphysical allegory of the existential hyponym. |
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I pissed a taxi driver off today. I told him to reverse all the way to my house. He had to pay me £8.20. |
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