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1956
After the success of the George Foreman grill, Simon Weston is bringing one out too.
The slogan is going to be, "It's so good, I put my face in it!"
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Joke by redflame1 in Illness and mortality - Burns (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 333.2


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Simon Weston has launched a new social networking site for burns victims, it's called Facecook. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 96




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Isn't it marvellous how Falklands hero Simon Weston hasn't aged over the last 30 years? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by burnsy133 in Celebrities - Simon Weston (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 89.4


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After the purchases of Carlos Tevez and Joleon Lescott, Manchester City are said to be considering the purchase of Simon Weston. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by IanDickinsonCFC1905 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 78.6


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Simon Weston has just released his first cook book. It's called "How to cook your own chops in 15 minutes". I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by metro88 in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 66.8


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Simon Weston's children are getting baptised. It is this Sunday at 7pm at the Weston's local chip shop. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sparkyjcs in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 55.2


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A huge fire has broken out on the pier at Weston-Super-Mare in Somerset. Local council officials said, "We're going to have to call it Simon Weston Pier now..." I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Fred West in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 53


122009
Simon Weston has just launched a social networking site for his old Falklands War buddies, it's called Friends Reignited.. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ystal in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 36


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Just seen the new Nightmare on Elm Street film.

That Simon Weston is a right nasty piece work.
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Joke by Delboy21212121 in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 20.4


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Burger King are doing a 'Help for Heroes' product range starting next week with the 'Simon Weston Melt'. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheAncient in Celebrities - Simon Weston - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 17



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