Jokes under Sex and shit > Exhibitionist
| I found a grey pubic hair today. I wasn't as freaked out as the two women in the lift with me. |
 
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submitted by illegalnature, originally by Stu Francis in Sex and shit - Exhibitionist - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,151.4
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I went to Ann Summers yesterday and I saw a naked man masturbating by the lingerie section! I also saw a mirror. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 223.2
| I was in my hotel room today, middle of the afternoon. I was completely naked and the maid walked in, eventually. |
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by isaacjcksn in Sex and shit - Exhibitionist - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 220.8
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When I flashed my white cotton panties at the boys in the school playground.... .....the other mums called me a dirty slut! |
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My doctor prescribed me some haemorrhoid cream. On the label it said, 'For External Use Only'. My neighbours weren't too chuffed. |
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I was walking along the road the other day when a yob came over and said, "come on, you fucker! Let's see what you've got!" After a week in hospital reflecting, I've come to the conclusion that perhaps this wasn't an invitation to show him my penis. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Exhibitionist - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 176.8
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year. |
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by mickle in Sex and shit - Exhibitionist - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 170.6
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Gosh, my towel almost fell down in the little kiddies swimming pool today........ Good thing my boner kept it up. |
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Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy. At which point I was asked to leave the local theatre adaptation of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. |
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I was arrested for indecent exposure last night. I'm shocked personally. I thought it was pretty decent. |
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