Jokes under Celebrities > Naomi Campbell
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In the news today "Cadbury apologises to Naomi Campbell over 'racist' ad" Do they mean the one with the gorilla playing the drums? |
 
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by MickyT in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 937.2
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I was arrested yesterday for assaulting Naomi Campbell in a D.I.Y. store. I only went in to get a Black and Decker. |
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Sky News: Naomi Campbell: 'I have no reason to lie' "Yes you do, you're Black?" |
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| The media are focusing on the Naomi Campbell scandal as it is easier than reporting on every story of a black person stealing or lying. |
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by Jwaffles in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 30.8
| Don't you reckon that Naomi Campbell's head on a stick would make an excellent plunger? |
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by KaZzDaRaZz in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 14.8
| Naomi Campbell has told courts that she was given "dirty stones" during hearings over blood diamonds. If she comes out of this clean, when I'm up at court for shagging a baby I'm just going to calmly state: "I thought it was a potato." |
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submitted by EpilepticBoogie, originally by Mick in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 14.6
| El Hadji Diouf might have wore a wig and changed his name to Naomi whilst giving evidence against Charles Taylor but he's not fooling me. |
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by El.hannen in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 11
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What ancient musical instrument does Naomi Campbell play? The lyre. |
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by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
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I think Naomi Campbell would like me. Yeah, i'm a diamond geezer. |
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by Fucksticks24 in Celebrities - Naomi Campbell - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 9
| After the success of Inception, Leonardo Di Caprio is to star in Blood Diamond 2, along with Naomi Campbell.... |
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