Jokes under Celebrities > Sting
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Just read the headline on Sky News: "Police Launch Sting on Paedophile Gang" What a bunch of arseholes. No wonder he went solo. |
 
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I said to my mate, "My arsehole is hurting this morning, any idea what it is?" He replied, "Ring Sting." I said, "Why do you think he will know?" |
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by bumblesquash in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 433
| If I rape Sting's daughter, do you think she'll tell the police? |
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| Do you think that when Sting dies, everyone will call him Stung? |
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So Sting is able to shag his wife for five hours without going off. I know how he feels. My wife is no oil painting either. |
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I was talking to this 14 year old online, when she mentioned something i didnt quite understand Something about 'police' and 'sting'? I think we're meeting at a concert |
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My wife's got hair like Susan Boyle. It's not the same style or colour, but it is attached to a fucking ugly head. |
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What do Steve Irwin and Trudie Styler have in common? Sting's fucked them both. |
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by coathanger in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 28.2
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Got burgled last night so i called the police. Sting replied "What the fuck do u want me to do about it?" |
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My wife caught me trying to stick a tiny blonde wig and a guitar onto a wasp. "Don't, you'll make him Sting." she said. |
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