Jokes under Celebrities > Models
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The Coroner said to Anna Nicole Smith, "You were with your husband, J Howard Marshall, when he died. What happened?" Anna replied, "Well, we were in bed on Sunday morning and he wanted to have sex with me, so I told him to take it easy and thrust into me by the sound of the nearby chuch bell ringing, bong....bong....bong....and he was doing so well until that fucking fire engine went past!" |
 
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Slightly old joke but worth re telling...
David Copperfield is at a "Corporate" do, he's impressing everyone with his card tricks, makes everyone go "wow" when he makes Claudia Schiffer disappear and re appear etc etc ad infinitum. At the end of the act he gets a standing ovation, steps up to the microphone and asks the audience if anyone would like to show him a trick. One guys stands up and says "I know one". So David asks him to show the Audience [...] |
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So Miss Mexico won the Miss Universe competition. Miss Pakistan never made it past the swimsuit round... |
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by bunnyslapper in Celebrities - Models (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 109.6
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I see British Airways' politically correct policy of sending all it's staff on "training programmes on diversity and inclusion" seems to have worked. The Captain supposedly only called Naomi Campbell a "golliwog supermodel".... when what he really meant to say was "fucking nigger crack whore supermodel" |
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What's the difference between Jodie Marsh and Omaha Beach? More men have landed on Jodie Marsh |
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Zoo: Jodie Marsh as you've never seen her before! What; with some fucking clothes on!? |
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Just read the story about Danielle Lloyd getting beat up in a night club. Good ol' BBC had it in the Entertainment section. |
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Did you hear they figured out what killed Anna Nicole? Food poisoning She had a 95 year old wiener in her. |
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| Why on Earth did Kate Moss get involved with drugs, for Pete's sake? |
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Am I the only person who hasn't banged Kate Moss? Everyday the papers are full of stories from blokes claiming to have banged her. It's something I'm quite keen on doing and I was just wondering if there is some sort of queuing system in place. |
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