Jokes under Celebrities > Stephen Fry
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I was eating a packet of Walker's crisps the other day: Stephen Fry's Fry Up flavour. The first crisp tasted just like sausages, the second tasted exactly like eggs with tomato ketchup, but what did the third crisp taste of? Trick question: of course there was no third crisp. |
 
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by Harrylechat in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 270
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Stephen Fry would be a natural to appear in a one-man adaptation of Futurama. After all, he was born a "Fry", he's already played a "Professor", and as for "Bender"... |
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Please can you make the jokes shorter, I can't post them on my fucking twitter. Thanks in advance, Stephen Fry. |
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I don’t know if any of you have been watching it but Stephen Fry’s ‘Last Chance to See’ is a fascinating TV series about soon-to-be-extinct creatures. Next week's episode is on Labour Ministers. |
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Stephen Fry and Stephen Hawking have announced today that the rumours about the pair starring in a new gardening program together are true. Fruit and veg starts next Saturday on BBC1. |
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by LucasTselepis in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 17.4
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I know for a fact I am as clever as Stephen Fry, I've stolen all his cue cards.. |
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I see that Stephen Fry is writting his autobiography. I bet he makes the main character gay like the rest of his books |
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by RandomJoker in Celebrities - Stephen Fry - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 10.8
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I was reading Stephen Fry took cocaine for 15 years to enjoy his crosswords. Yeah, fuck that vulgar wild partying with hookers shit, getting The Times crossword done in 10 minutes is where its at. |
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by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Stephen Fry - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 7.4
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Stephen Fry has opened a grocery store. He called it 'Melon Cauli' |
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by Sickoldman123 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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Jedward . . . Making Dappy look like Stephen Fry since 2009. |
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by mg_greeny in Celebrities - Jedward (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 5
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