Jokes under Illness and mortality > Grave
My girlfriend asked me what my sexual fantasy was.
I told her I wanted to have sex in a graveyard.
She said she wasn't really into that idea so I said, "Who said you were involved?"
The breakdown in family values and the sheer greed of modern society is an absolute fucking disgrace. My dear old Gran would be turning in her grave....
...If we hadn't sold the plot and had her cremated.
Sometimes coming on here is exactly like going to a grave yard;
I unbury a couple, just to have a look. and I'm always having a wank
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