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If you want to know why the Brits are so good at cycling....

Then just take a look at the cost of public transport.
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Joke by funnier_than_you_think in Sports - Cycling (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 200.4


1346537
I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tours De France as Lance Armstrong.

Zero.
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Joke by ruthless2009 in Crime - Drugs (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 132.4




1309139
Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he has admitted pedalling. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by greasemonkey in Crime - Drugs (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 132.2


288052
My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels

He's the Spokesman.
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Joke by BoredShirtless in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 95.4


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I was telling my mate how Bradley Wiggins winning the Tour de France has revolutionised my business.

"Do you sell bikes then?" he asked.

"No, joke sideburns."
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Joke by kamsy123 in Sports - Cycling - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 76.8


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Tour de France live on TV? I don't think so.

If I wanted to watch drug addicts riding a bike I'd download Pamela Andersons honeymoon videos...
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Joke by Player72 in Sports - Cycling - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 62.2


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They say Bradley Wiggins is the most decorated British Olympian of all time.

For fucks sake! They're only sideburns.
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Joke by Admiral Anus in Sports - Cycling - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 55.8


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BBC: "Catch up with the tour de france"

Not much chance of that, they'll be miles ahead by now
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Joke by deanj2k in Sports - Cycling - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 38.8


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It's the London to Brighton bike ride today.

Which means there will be even more Lycra clad men with sore arses than usual hobbling around Brighton tonight.
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Joke by Sycokiller in Sports - Cycling - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 29.2


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Jimmy Carr is the surprise leader of the Tour de France after yesterday's sabotaged stage. He managed to avoid all the tacks. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Snappy in Sports - Cycling - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 25



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