Jokes under In The News > Northern Ireland
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BBC News: Rioters throw petrol bomb in Northern Ireland. Christ, they must be loaded! That's like throwing potatoes during the famine. |
 
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by daedeyx in In The News - Inflation (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 700
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I've come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland. Send over a million Muslims. |
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Sky news: Police attacked with petrol bombs in NI riots. Well this is simple, get them a shrubbery and the knights should let them pass |
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Police have found further evidence linking Loyalists to the attempted attack on Neil Lennon and 2 other Celtic fans. A small picture of The Queen has been discovered on all 3 packages... |
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by jdalgl11 in In The News - Northern Ireland - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 102.4
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Orange Wednesdays: bringing people together... ...except in Belfast. |
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by ray piste in In The News - Northern Ireland - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 35.8
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People often say that living in Belfast is like living in Afghanistan. That is definitely not true, Afghanistan is sunny. |
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by adamscott in In The News - Wars (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 21
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Police in Londonderry have said that a car bomb discovered on Monday could have seriously maimed or injured people. Next they will be telling us how a boiled kettle can seriously aid making a cup of tea. |
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by Nemesis81 in In The News - Northern Ireland - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 19
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I don't really understand all this sectarian violence in Ireland. Over here in England we keep a much tighter rein on our typists. |
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"Hello there Pat. Did you hear about our Michael back in Belfast? He's got no friggin' water 'cos of a burst pipe". "How do you know that Murphy?" "It was on Micky leaks". |
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by nobscratcher in In The News - Northern Ireland - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9.6
| Do the Continuity IRA get angry if a different actor reads out their statements each time? |
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by obscenenickname in In The News - Northern Ireland - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 7.4
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