Jokes under Illness and mortality > Multiple Sclerosis
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I was telling a few jokes to my mates in the pub last night, when I was approached by a bloke. He said, "I've been listening to you for the last hour and I just wanted to let you know that my wife has got Multiple Sclerosis, my son is gay and my daughter has been raped." I said, "I haven't told any jokes about Rape, Gays or Multiple Sclerosis." He said, "I know, but I'm going home soon, you must know a few?" |
 
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by SilverSprint in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 114.8
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Scotland has the world's highest rate of Multiple Sclerosis, but I think I've come up with a cure. Deep-fried vitamin D. |
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Do you know what really gets on my nerves? Multiple Sclerosis |
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by RamshackleGary in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 58.6
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Had great sex with the missus last night, banged her in every position imaginable. Today she can barely walk. Nothing to do with the sex, she's in a wheelchair. |
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by sickblob in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 15.8
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Why are we trying so hard to cure Multiple Sclerosis? I think we should focus on curing one Sclerosis first, then go from there. |
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by rock hard in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 13
| I've just paid 50 quid for a signed copy of Stephen Hawking's new book..... why do I get the feeling I've been robbed ? |
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by davef21370 in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 12
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Seeing your partner in a blurred motion, slurred moaning, constant twitching throughout the night, shaking under fine movements, a complete numbing sensation, loss of awareness of local body parts. This is just not just sex, this is MS sex. |
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by dirtyboi123 in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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Multiple Sclerosis... For when one just isn't enough. |
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by Scooterloot in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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Two eyes, glazed over without sight; a body, struggling to maintain even the slightest ounce of balance; the tightest muscles in the whole world; all topped off with an incredibly high mortality rate. These aren't just symptoms. These are MS symptoms. |
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by philos89 in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
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My wife just asked me if I can start helping her around the house. "Bollocks" I said, "If your Multiple Sclerosis is getting worse then I'll get you a wheelchair." |
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by Marc Gatland in Illness and mortality - Multiple Sclerosis - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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