Jokes under Celebrities > Kesha
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Kesha: "I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy" Sorry, I didn't realise P Diddy woke up naked, covered in cum and surrounded by 10 naked, erect guys. |
 
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Ke$ha: We R Who We R. And who we are is obviously a poorly educated skank with no real grasp of grammar or spelling. |
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"I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy" I don't think P. Diddy wakes up drenched in semen. |
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| Anyone who's seen the video for "My First Kiss" may have noticed Kesha's metallic lips. Proof, if any were needed, that she really can suck the chrome off a doorknob. |
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submitted by Exovolt, originally by Wayne Gladstone in Celebrities - Kesha - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
| Ke$ha: avoiding soap and water since 1987. |
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"I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy" P Diddy wakes up covered in cum? |
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by grumpyirl in Celebrities - Kanye West (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9.6
| Does P.Diddy ever wake up feeling like Kesha? |
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Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again? |
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I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy's ancestors; Hanging. |
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by ThePhoenix in Celebrities - Kesha (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 6.4
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I always wondered what Ke$ha meant when she said she woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy Then I realised she had woken up after breaking into and sleeping in someones house. Bit unfair to single out P. Diddy, why didnt she just say a Nigger? |
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by sixtinsofbeans in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 4.4
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