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Kesha: "I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy"
Sorry, I didn't realise P Diddy woke up naked, covered in cum and surrounded by 10 naked, erect guys.
Ke$ha: We R Who We R.
And who we are is obviously a poorly educated skank with no real grasp of grammar or spelling.
|Anyone who's seen the video for "My First Kiss" may have noticed Kesha's metallic lips. Proof, if any were needed, that she really can suck the chrome off a doorknob.|
I always wondered what Ke$ha meant when she said she woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Then I realised she had woken up after breaking into and sleeping in someones house.
Bit unfair to single out P. Diddy, why didnt she just say a Nigger?
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