Jokes under Illness and mortality > Leprosy
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What do you call a leper in a wind tunnel? Confetti. |
 
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by infernalclaws in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 132.8
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Why was the leper ice hockey game abandoned? There was a face off in the corner |
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by wamphyri in Illness and mortality - Skin (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 99.2
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"Leprosy... ...I'm not half the man I used to be..." |
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submitted by spiritleader, originally by John Lennon and Sir Paul McCartney in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 88.6
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What's the definition of self-destruction? An epileptic leper. |
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Did you hear about the leper that had a wank? God knows how he pulled it off. |
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by y2j in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 52.8
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What goes in, but doesn't come out again? A Leper's cock! |
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by WankerJohn in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 50
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A bloke offered me a job today working for the leprosy society: fifty-thousand pounds a year and a company car. I snapped his fuckin hand off! |
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by robbo99 in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 48.2
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How do you get a leper out of bed in a morning? With a rake. |
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by DONKEYTROLL in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 33.8
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What would you call Steve Jobs if he got leprosy? An apple crumble. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 32.6
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Leprosy rules! High five! Four! Three! |
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by jokemyster in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 30.2
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