Jokes under Illness and mortality > Cannibalism

At a recent job interview the interviewer tried to throw a bit of a curve ball by asking me

"So Ann, can you tell me if you were an animal what would it be?"

I thought for a moment and said "hmm, probably a Gerbil"

"aha" said the man smiling

"I bet that's because like a Gerbil can store food, you can store information and use it when applicable?"

"No" I replied "It's [...]

At a recent job interview the interviewer tried to throw a bit of a curve ball by asking me

"So Ann, can you tell me if you were an animal what would it be?"

I thought for a moment and said "hmm, probably a Gerbil"

"aha" said the man smiling

"I bet that's because like a Gerbil can store food, you can store information and use it when applicable?"

"No" I replied "It's because I eat my babies."

A group of three men are exploring the jungle when they are captured by cannibals.
They are brought before the chief who tells them they are to be cooked and eaten for an upcoming feast.
The men are tied up and lowered into a giant pot of water.
Two of the men start screaming and shouting, but the third man starts laughing hysterically.
His friend asks him, "What the fuck is so funny? We're about to be boiled alive, you know!"
The laughing man grins a [...]

A group of three men are exploring the jungle when they are captured by cannibals.
They are brought before the chief who tells them they are to be cooked and eaten for an upcoming feast.
The men are tied up and lowered into a giant pot of water.
Two of the men start screaming and shouting, but the third man starts laughing hysterically.
His friend asks him, "What the fuck is so funny? We're about to be boiled alive, you know!"
The laughing man grins and says, "I just shat in their soup!"