Jokes under Sex and shit > Abortion
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"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?" "Well, why don't you ask your sister?" "But I don't have a..." |
 
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Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan. I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy or an abortion. |
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What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers. |
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by caliban in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,560.6
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My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion. Different story when my girlfriend got pregnant though. |
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I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger. |
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What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common? Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger. |
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by Jasper_Scotland in Sex and shit - Abortion - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,124.4
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This pregnant girl I know has made a separate Facebook account just for her unborn child. It's beginning to annoy me so much that I've decided to set up an account as a coat hanger, add the unborn child and poke them. |
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by simonlomas in Sex and shit - Abortion - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,086.4
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I watched The Terminator last night. I was quite disappointed, there wasn't a single abortion! |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Abortion - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,028.6
| Abortion: It really brings out the child in you. |
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| If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide. |
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by DumbShit in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 717.4
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