Jokes under Celebrities > David Haye
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What's the difference between David Haye and my wife? When my wife trash talks, she gets a belt. |
 
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by dick buttkus in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 705.8
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I think I should get half of David Haye's purse. I watched the fight in 3D, which meant I got closer to Klitschko than he did. |
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by bumblesquash in Celebrities - David Haye - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 430.6
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What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers? My trousers have a belt. |
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| Didn't realise that the symptoms of Hayefever were puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment... |
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by fistheadx36 in Sports - Boxing (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 237.8
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What's the difference between David Haye and my trousers? My trousers don't fall down every 3 minutes. |
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I was mouthing off to a 6 Ukrainian bouncers last night for ages, so they bashed me up and made me look silly. I would have done them if I hadn't broke my toe 3 weeks ago. |
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by bradfordlad in Celebrities - David Haye - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 144.8
| I stubbed my toe and now I probably couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag, but Haye, you know how it goes... |
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I saw David Haye in the street earlier. "Fuck off back to the jungle!" I shouted. "I take it you didn't like me on the show then?!" He replied. What fucking show was he on about? |
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David Haye walks into a bar....... And breaks his toe |
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by Trevmeister in Celebrities - David Haye (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 42
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My girlfriend got dragged into a dark alley by a nigger on the way home last night. He tried to rape her, but luckily for her his little toe was broken so he couldn't get it up. |
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by Hi there cunts in Celebrities - David Haye - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 40.4
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