Jokes under Celebrities > Sylvester Stallone
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Sylvester Stallone, please sort your mum out. She's gone mental again and is on TV proclaiming to be the ruler of Libya |
 
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Sylvester Stallone - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 238.6
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Sylvester Stallone has been inducted into the Boxing Hall Of Fame for his Rocky films and their 'services to boxing'. On that basis, I'm due an invite to Buckingham Palace to pick up my Victoria Cross for completing Call Of Duty. |
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by jimmyjoker in Celebrities - Sylvester Stallone - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 225.6
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Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 7. In this one he'll fight Arthritis |
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submitted by ajc001, originally by Sylvester Stallone on Jonathan Ross in Celebrities - Sylvester Stallone - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 144.2
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Sylvester Stallone was asked who he will be boxing next. "My son", he replied. |
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So Sly Stallone gets into the World Boxing Hall of Fame for pretending to be a boxer... Does that mean that Audley Harrison will be inducted next?! |
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by Foshiznik in Celebrities - Sylvester Stallone - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 19.8
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Sylvester Stallone got jumped and raped last night by two men. Sly fuckers. |
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by Biscuit777 in Celebrities - Sylvester Stallone - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 10.4
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Sage Stallones' death is shrouded by mystery.
"I never knew him to drink alcohol," he said. "I never saw him take drugs. I never knew of anything like that at all." Braunstein went on to describe Stallone as a "loving, caring, creative person" who was "very creative, energetic, and very full of life." "We were just joking about how he was going to get married and have a fun marriage," he said. ... so no drink, no dru [...] |
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I'd like to express my heartfelt condolences to Sylvester Stallone. No one deserves a mother that ugly. |
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My mate keeps telling me that I look like the Italian stallion. I wish he'd leave it out with the Sly comments. |
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by JackTheRippa in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago - Current Score: 8.6
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I thought I saw an old man having a stroke today because he was shaking really bad, making weird noises and his mouth was droopy on the one side. Turned out it was just Sylvester Stallone trying to speak. |
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by bigstu47 in Illness and mortality - Stroke (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 8
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