Jokes under In The News > Queens Honours
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I can't believe how much disruption the Royal family has caused in London with the jubilee celebrations. At least the last time they caused this many traffic jams they had the decency to do it in Paris! |
 
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| Catherine Zeta Jones on queens honours list. Won't be the first time someone three times her age has asked her to kneel down infront of them |
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by babobolo in In The News - Queens Honours - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 19
| Every chav slag in Britain is awaiting news from Buckingham Palace, after the news that Catherine Zeta Jones has been appointed a CBE in the Queen's Birthday Honours, as doing fuck all and sucking off blokes 20 years older than you for the last 10 years is obviously rewarding. |
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by dicaldio1 in In The News - Queens Honours - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 9.6
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Jessica Ennis has been made a CBE by the Queen. Finally, somebody on the honours list who people wouldn't mind being molested by. |
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by JackTheRippa in In The News - Queens Honours - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 8.6
| A man lives off the state for 60 years and gets called a low life but the Queen does it and gets a 4 day party? |
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| If i was Cheryl Cole i'd stick to Punching people, atleast shes good at that. |
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by twinny06 in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
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Did you see all that horse shit outside Buckingham Palace this morning? And here's me thinking that Andrew usually stays inside. |
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by TomRowly in In The News - Queens Honours - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 7.2
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The Queen went to Merthyr Tydfil?. Expect it was to meet other people who've never worked either. |
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BBC NEWS: "12 protesters arrested on way to Queen concert in Ireland" ...I thought Freddie Mercury died, didn't he?! |
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by joerichards in Events - St Patricks Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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I listened to the New Years Honours list and cried with excitement when I realised that my wife was going to become a Lady. My winning bet on Ronnie Corbett's CBE means we can afford the final operation in Bangkok. |
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by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Sex Change (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
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