Jokes under TV > Documentary
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Once you go black, you never go back. I'd love to see that one on MythBusters. |
 
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I just watched some Pikeys getting married on Gypsy Weddings. The only possible reason I can see for the bride to have such an elaborate dress with so many layers is that by the time her groom has peeled it off, she may be nearing the age of consent. |
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by sickhammie in Racism - Gypsy (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 635.8
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I have a mate who has seen every episode of Top Gear 137 times. Dave. |
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I was watching TV when I heard the news reader announce, "Sir David Attenborough is nearing a climax with his final episode of the TV series Frozen Planet." Now I like Frozen Planet as much as the next man, but that's just ridiculous. |
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"It's amazing just how sociable polar bears can be." Thanks Attenborough, it was a fucking disaster when I brought one to the pub with me. |
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I see BBC3 have made another tastefully named documentary with, "Tourette's: I swear I can sing". I wonder if there is any room for "Alcoholic Amputees: I can't stop getting legless". |
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by The Notorious P.Y.K.E in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 171.4
| "When Animals Attack" should just be renamed to "Stupid People Who Go Near Dangerous Animals". |
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Inside Nature's Giants: Really regret selling channel 4 that sex tape of me and Beth Ditto. |
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by colinDC182 in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 135
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The thing I admire about Sir David Attenborough is that in all those years of filming in dense jungle he has never blurted out: 'Look at the size of that fucking spider, Jesus Christ, it's a fucking monster! Steve get a look at this hairy cunt!! No way, man, keep that dirty big bastard away from my trouser legs. Get a shoe and kill the fucker, Quick! Quick!' Or perhaps they edit all that out. |
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The cast of Dad's Army are to start tracing their family trees. "Who Do You Think You Are.. Kidding Mr Hitler" starts this Autumn. |
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