Jokes under Sex and shit > Girlfriend
My girlfriend left me for a midget the other day.
This broke my heart - I couldn't believe she would stoop so low.
I found out by accident last night that my girlfriend is adopted.
We were in bed together and I'm shouting, "Who's the daddy, Who's the daddy?"
"I don't know!" she replied, "There's an agency looking for him but they don't have any clues."
My girlfriend said that I'm too immature for her.
I said "If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"
She said "What's an Arsfor?"
"Shitting." I said, and giggled for 20 minutes.
I was having a row with my girlfriend last night and she accused me of being childish.
What does she know? She's just a stinky poo face.
|My girlfriend has just left me, because apparently I don't finish normal sentences the way they are supposed to be animal porn.|
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