Jokes under Crime > Drugs
Joke
by Mintydeadman in Other - ??? Random (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 3,119
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"Give us an E, mate." "I'm an undercover police officer." "Errrrr... Give me an N Give me a G Give me an L Give me an A Give me an N Give me a D Goooooo England!" Got away with that one, I think. |
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I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse. I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge. |
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Joke
by swampy123 in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,003.6
Joke
submitted by psycadeliasmith, originally by Punch magazine in Crime - Drugs - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 940.8
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Security stopped me at the airport last night. He said, "Do you mind if we search your luggage?" I said, "It depends, what for?" He said, "Drugs." I said, "In that case, no." |
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Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is a spastic. Every time you sharpen it, it changes to "Cool to Do Drugs", then "Do Drugs" and eventually "Drugs". |
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Joke
submitted by Nevil1950, originally by Hilarious in Crime - Drugs - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 717.2
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