Jokes under Illness and mortality > Health And Safety
| As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for in case of such emergencies. |
 
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Typical! I'm cooking my mother-in-law dinner today for the very first time and I'm not even hungry. Starter: Cucumber Soup. Main: Cucumberland Sausages with Cucumber Sauce, on a Cucumber Mash. Dessert: Cucumber Ice-Cream with sliced Cucumber on top. |
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by TheRizzler in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 230.4
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Remember that thing we had before "Health and Safety" came along? It used to be called natural selection |
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by ThePunLord in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 180
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I often stare at a prominent sign on the wall at my Gym that declares "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE". And every time I think "Whoever wrote that never tried to cancel their membership." |
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by marley in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 131.6
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Things which are bad for your teeth: 1. Sugar 2. Smoking 3. Insulting strangers. |
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by Freddles87 in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 32
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Fucking health and safety these days. If Britain sent a man to the moon, we wouldn't have a flag, we'd have a sign saying "be careful of uneven surfaces" |
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by joofro in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 24.2
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When you get to a crossing always remember Green man = Walk Red man = RUN! |
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by itscharlieblud in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 23.2
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Organ Doner: The worst Kebab i've ever had! |
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by MikBFC in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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Remember what we had before Health and Safety? Common sense |
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by ketan666 in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 18
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Residents of Cockermouth have been told not to drink water. A Health and Safety Executive has advised them that it contains copper. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Health And Safety - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
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