Jokes under Celebrities > 50 Cent
| I'm a big fan of 50 Cent; or, as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars. |
 
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| The Goody family has got a deal with Channel 5 to make a documentary on Jade's life and death. The show had to be re-named though, after 50 Cent threatened to sue for the use of his title 'Get Rich or Die Trying'. |
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by chrislpp in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 277
| I am so lazy, I will fight that little stone in my shoe till the end of the day. |
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by birkeneder999 in Celebrities - 50 Cent - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 182.4
| 50 Cent, or as he's called over here, approximately 29p |
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater? "Gee, you knit?" |
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Apparently 50 Cent is circumcised. I guess he doesn't cum from the hood after all. |
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by GollywoggyHonkyboy in Celebrities - 50 Cent - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 82
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Have you seen that new half-caste rapper? He's called 50 per cent. |
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by Unassigned in Racism - Mixed Race (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 71.8
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Caught part of the 50 Cent movie 'Get Rich Or Die Trying' on TV the other night. And I thought, only a stupid American could shoot a nigger 9 times and not kill the fucking thing. |
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by AssertiveWuss in Racism - American (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 52.8
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To keep up with other celebrities at this time of year, Curtis Jackson is releasing his own purfume, it features subtle tones of fried chicken and exotic monkey... It's called 50 Scent. |
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by Sickopeadophile in Celebrities - 50 Cent - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 46.8
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I woke up next to a woman I didn't recognise this morning. Then I realised it was the wife smiling. |
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by mycockisbiggerthanyours in Sex and shit - Birth (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 38
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