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My wife was just starting to moan about my obsession with Ross Kemp.

I could see things were about to kick off, so I got out of there.
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Joke by mjonesss95 in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,063.4


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Just watched "Ross Kemp: Return to Afghanistan".
They had a black guy sweeping for mines.

That's genius is you ask me.
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Joke by Slarcio in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 24.4




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If Ross Kemp is such a hardman, how come he's an actor?

In my day, if you CHOSE to do Drama at school, you were obviously a bummer and soft as shite.

The Bongly-eyed cunt.
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Joke by discostu in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 19.2


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Was it just me, or was anybody else expecting to see Ross Kemp on Call of Duty; Modern Warfare 2? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by djralph in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 19.2


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There was a programme last night on More 4 called "The Worlds Biggest Penis".
Or "Ross Kemp on Gangs" or some shit.
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Joke by 7654321q in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.4


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Ross Kemp's been on TV a lot this year, with that show about gangs again, and now the pirates.. I'm looking forward to getting the joint DVD boxset for christmas,

Ross Kemp on Blacks.
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Joke by Spudrifle in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 11


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With the Chandlers' still being held captive by somali pirates, I have one question.

Has anyone asked Ross Kemp where they might be?
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Joke by bwfc123 in Other - Pirates (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 10.2


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Watching Ross Kemp In Afghanistan did anyone else think of the game Worms seeing Ross in his helmet? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray1966 in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8.8


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Ross Kemp has announced he is cancelling his contract with 'Sky Tv' after their latest money making programme idea.

'Ross Kemp on Gays'.
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Joke by bvc103 in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 7.6


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Looks like ITV are looking to attract a more gay audience

Ross Kemp on wangs!
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Joke by Chosen1 in Celebrities - Ross Kemp - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 5.4



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