Jokes under Sex and shit > Multitasking
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Whoever said men can't multi-task? I mean, have you never seen a guy watch porn? |
 
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by Your-mum-69 in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 473.2
| Getting out of the shower to have a piss is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru. |
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by richmond4 in Sex and shit - Shower (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 247
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My wife said to me: "Men can't multi-task" Well, I managed to grope her tits and slap her arse both at the same time as pumping her from behind whilst all the time thinking about her prettier sister. Now that's gotta be more difficult than patting your head whilst rubbing your tummy! |
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by Hugh Jerection in Sex and shit - Multitasking - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 244.2
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My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, "Sweetheart, where's the cheese grater?" "Some would say France, others would say England," I replied. |
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| If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come my wife can never have an orgasm at the same time as we're having sex? |
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by donkeyjoker in Sex and shit - Orgasm (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 152.6
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My wife said I couldn't multi-task today, so I proved her wrong. Pissing while getting a blowjob probably wasn't the best way to do it. |
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by Jakkee7 in Sex and shit - Multitasking (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 118.2
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Many women say men can't multi-task. Well, that's just not true. I have no trouble pissing in the sink while I'm brushing my teeth in the morning. |
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I can barely do two of the simplest things at a time on my computer...until it comes to porn. Then I've got ten windows open and I'm one multi-tasking motherfucker! |
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by birkeneder999 in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 82.4
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I'm a bloke and I can multi-task. I often do the crossword while I'm having a shit! |
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by pottyonetoo in Racism - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 61.4
| People are critical of computers, saying they stifle learning. I've learnt two invaluable life skills from them. Multitasking from Firefox tabs, and becoming ambidextrous because my right hand is 'busy'. |
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