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What's the difference between the Special Olympics and the Eurovision?

Not much if you close your eyes
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Joke by dominus in Sports - Olympics (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,235.6


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Germany wins Eurovision then four days later an old WWII bomb explodes "unexpectedly".

Carlsberg don't do timely reminders, but if they did....
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Joke by Timaaay in TV - Eurovision - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 777.8




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Well, we may not have won Eurovision, but at least we beat America. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by arichw in TV - Eurovision - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 379.6


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What I've learnt from the Eurovision Song Contest;

Every immigrant wants to live here, but no one actually likes the UK.
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Joke by silentlaugh in TV - Eurovision - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 322.2


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Eurovision.

Like listening to Borat's Greatest Hits.
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Joke by clitlip in TV - Eurovision - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 266.4


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Oh bloody hell, Germany will take this Eurovision win as if they've won a world war.
We'll never hear the end of this.
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Joke by teresa-davis-is-a-milf in Racism - German (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 259.4


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The Eurovision Song Contest...

Reminding us all why we're racist.
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Joke by makwingo in TV - Eurovision - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 226.2


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So Azerbaijan have won the Eurovision Song Contest 2011. The winning country hosts the following year's contest.

I cannot wait to see the first ever Eurovision in a Shed.
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Joke by AliB110 in TV - Eurovision - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 189.6


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Eurovision: If I wanted to see a bunch of stupid foreigners who can't sing, I'd go to my daughters school musicals. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jibjab in TV - Eurovision - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 152


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On the night of the Eurovision Song Contest, can I proudly state, on behalf of myself and my fellow countryman in the United Kingdom.....NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in TV - Eurovision - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 150.8



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