Jokes under Crime > ??? General
I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.
As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, "You are an irresponsible father!"
I said, "Who the fuck was that? Stop the car, son."
|The Metropolitan Police have said they are looking for a black man in his 20's.........and always will be.|
|If you were born in Gotham City and your first name is 'The', there's a good chance you'll turn out to be a villain.|
People who are opposed to bringing back capital punishment, often argue that the death penalty has no effect on re-offending rates.
I couldn't agree more. I've lost count of the number of times I've been mugged by a corpse.
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