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How many narcoleptics does it take to change a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Joke by stig2112 in Other - Lightbulb (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 700.4


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The other night, I got stupidly fucking drunk. So drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my hat, my scarf, my coat, my shoes, my jumper, my t-shirt, my trousers and my underwear and bundled them all up into a ball, then crept up the stairs as quietly as I could.
When I got to the top of the stairs I realised I was on a bus! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jewish nazi in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 437.8




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My Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face.

The daft bastard had fallen asleep on his jigsaw. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Harry Bowe in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 227


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Only 16,346 sleeps left until Christmas...

It's shit being Narcoleptic. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 190.4


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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sonicbadger in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 155.6


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I slept like a log last night...

I fell asleep in the fireplace. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pornstar in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 107.6


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I recently started sleepwalking.

It coincided with my wife 'finding' me in bed with her sister. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 94.8


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I ordered a memory foam mattress and forgot to pick it up. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by goonerphil in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 65.4


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I saw an advertisement in the gym earlier. It read "Breathing Classes Every Friday".

I thought: I'm 28. I think I've got the fucking hang of it by now. In fact... I can do it in my fucking sleep!! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Johnny Come Lately in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 46.4


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Went to my doctor the other day, he told me I had narcolepsy.
Still, I'm not gonna lose sleep over it 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Michaelthefiddler in Illness and mortality - Narcolepsy - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 40.6



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