Jokes under Sex and shit > Masturbation
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What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise. |
 
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by Giraffrican in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 8,112.6
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New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 Tub of Vaseline: £3 XL Box of Tissues: £2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless |
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by Deistin in Celebrities - Hannah Montana (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5,407.6
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PornHub, I'm sitting in the dark with my pants around my ankles, jizz in my palm and sweat all over my chest... Does it look like I'm here to play poker? |
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by JohnnyThunder in Other - Internet (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 4,799.6
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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop wanking. I asked, "Why?" She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you." |
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submitted by Wadey, originally by Jimmy Carr in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,685.8
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I organised a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time. |
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by bowi555 in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,683.4
| Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. |
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What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank? Your ears. |
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by Cleveland Steamer in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,176.6
| Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality. |
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by k_cc in Sex and shit - Ugly (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2,060.4
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My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?" I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream." She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?" I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?" |
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by SilverSprint in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,824.4
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I've been teaching my daughter about masturbation today and she's been asking loads of questions... Like, "When do I get to use my own hand?" |
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by Unassigned in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,537.8
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