Jokes under In The News > Weather
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BBC News: Earliest Snowfall in 17 years. And there was me thinking January was before November. |
 
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The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although, they do make me look a bit gay. |
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by Marc Gatland in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,239.6
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Hmmm, snow. The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day. |
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Being from Scotland, I love the summer. It's my favourite day of the year. |
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I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the fucking pub. |
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After putting on 3 pairs of socks, 6 jumpers, 6 pairs of trousers, 5 woolly hats, 4 scarfs, 2 thick coats and a pair of boots, I waddled outside. Ten seconds later I was laying face down in the snow and I couldn't move. "You're coming with me" said the Primark security guard. |
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by Marc Gatland in Crime - Theft (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 709.4
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What’s the difference between council gritters and Madeleine McCann? There have been sightings of Madeleine McCann. |
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by chalky in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 587.4
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Tonight's forecast: Dark |
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submitted by Leozam, originally by 'George Carlin'. in In The News - Weather - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 570.8
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How cold was it this morning? I had to use my B&Q discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen! Didn't work though, only got 10% off. |
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by anythingyoudontlike in In The News - Weather - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 562.6
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Snow is like black people. As long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool. |
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by isaacjcksn in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 510.8
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