Jokes under Celebrities > Ozzy Osbourne
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There is currently talk of renaming Birmingham international airport 'The Ozzy Osbourne Airport' after the legendary Brummy Black Sabbath frontman. Quite appropriate when you think of the amount of drugs that have passed through both of them. |
 
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Report: 30 year marriage of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne is over. To which Ozzy said, "I was married?" |
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| Ozzy and Justin Bieber were together for a Super Bowl commercial...... I wish Ozzy would have bit off Bieber's head |
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So FIFA is bent. Thats like finding out Ozzy Osbourn taken drugs and Cheryl Coles a slag. |
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by waverleyhero in Celebrities - Cheryl Cole (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 8.6
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No need to apologise Ozzy, if I gained sobriety after 40 years of substance abuse and found Sharon, Kelly and Jack Osbourne were my immediate family and a fucking little dog was shitting all over my house. Well, lets face it, who wouldn't fucking shuffle back to drink and drugs? |
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MSN headline: Bon Jovi tears calf on stage. Fuck, makes Alice Cooper & Ozzy Osbourne's antics onstage look tame by comparison. Though presumably he was doing a cover version of that old Vera Lynn classic song.. "Veal Meat Again" |
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by FrankSonata in Celebrities - Ozzy Osbourne - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 8
| I'm trying to make a damn milkshake and all these boys just keep showing up in my yard. |
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by TheAntiJokeChicken in Celebrities - Ozzy Osbourne - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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BBC NEW - Osborne prepares to unveil cuts. Self harming? Can't really blame him with a family like his. |
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by sick.fucker in Celebrities - Ozzy Osbourne - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.6
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So Ozzy Osbourne's gone back to his old habits of drink and drugs again... Hopefully this means he'll have another crack at killing Sharon again also. |
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Heard the Osbournes pet dog died over Christmas. Poor Kelly. Hope she didn't suffer any pain. |
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by Admiral Anus in Celebrities - Ozzy Osbourne - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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