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Is it just me being thick with text speak but what the fuck does "wtf" mean?? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by goonerphil in Other - Acronym (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 571.4


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Some common acronyms defined:

CEO - Chief Executive Officer
BLT - Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato
IQ - Intelligence Quotient
PIN - Personal Identification Number
LOL - I'm a cunt
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Joke by anyjokewilldo in Other - Acronym - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 384.4




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A couple of facts according to wikipedia:
The average penis length of a human male - 5.5 inches.
The average penis length of a male who searches "average penis length" on wikipedia - 3.5 inches.
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Joke by neil123 in Other - Acronym - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 117.2


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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend:

1. Truthful
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Humble
5. Tolerant
6. Polite
7. Understanding
8. Sexy
9. Smart
10. Young

In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y
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Joke by dannyfuckinzabhi in Other - Acronym - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 105.8


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BING - Because It's Not Google. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by paul4wolves in Other - Acronym - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 98.8


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What does IGBHYS stand for??

National Association for Bad Acronyms
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Joke by iShed in Other - Acronym - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 87.4


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Q: What does KFC stand for?

A: Kitchen Full of Coons
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Joke submitted by gobel85, originally by my mate mike in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 77.6


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My kid asked me what a priest was the other day. So I explained....

Paedophile
Resident
In
Every
Small
Town
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Joke by onedayiwillwriteagoodjoke in Religion - Priest (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 64.2


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My son came over to me and asked, "Dad, how do you spell diarrhoea?"

I replied, "I don't know son, but Doesn't It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle!"
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Joke by Dano1036 in Other - Acronym - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 50.4


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I've just recently been sacked from a local supermarket. My boss wanted new ideas for promotions, apparently the advertisement:

Buy
One
Get
One
Free
For

Tuesday
Wednesday
And
Thursday

Isn't an ideological solution for bringing customers in.
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Joke by jgunner91 in Other - Acronym - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 48.8



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