Jokes under Sex and shit > Felching
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I came back into the house hot and sweaty. "What have you been up to?" asked my wife. "I've been in the back playing felch with the dog," I said. "You mean fetch," she laughed. "Oh yes," I said as I slipped the straw back into the cupboard. |
 
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by Frank_Castle in Sex and shit - Felching - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 71.6
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Massive mistake sending my dyslexic mate a text saying, "Can you fetch my wife from home?" I came back to find him sucking cum from her arse. |
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Most people teach their dog to fetch. I taught mine to felch, much more fun. |
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I work at McDonald's. One of the other lads said, "That Chinese guy who works here, Lee Chang, he takes a handful of straws home with him at the end every shift. Do you know why?" I said, "Felching." He said, "Oh, right. Where did I get Lee Chang from?" |
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The dog ran up the stairs last night and started licking the wife's fanny out. I think he misheard me when I said 'fetch.' |
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At the pub last night, I was shocked when the barman called me queer after I asked him for a straw. I mean how did he know that it was for felching semen out of my boyfriend's anus? |
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by OneEyedBandit in Sex and shit - Felching - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
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My mate bet me a tenner that I couldn't felch a pregnant chicken. I ended up with egg on my face |
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A dyslexic has just been arrested for animal abuse. He was caught playing felch with his dog. |
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I've really been trying to get my girlfriend into UFC, although she's not really warming to it as she says it's to graphic. Well, I suppose the Ultimate Felching Championship isn't for everyone. |
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by ChukGhost in Sports - Extreme (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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