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I just read about the 26 year old lesbian public school teacher who has been jailed for having a sexual relationship with a student. Does Crimewatch take requests for reconstructions? |
 
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by rich81 in Sex and shit - Lesbians (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,406.8
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I just watched some Pikeys getting married on Gypsy Weddings. The only possible reason I can see for the bride to have such an elaborate dress with so many layers is that by the time her groom has peeled it off, she may be nearing the age of consent. |
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by sickhammie in Racism - Gypsy (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 635.8
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Everybody is raving about, 'The only way is Essex.' Personally I prefer, 'The only way is Liverpool...' Or Crimewatch as it's better known. |
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by bumblesquash in TV - Reality TV (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 221.2
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Lambing Live. Welsh porn ... at its best. |
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There was a guy on the news last night whose wife had been murdered. He said: 'I can't believe this has happened. I always thought this was the kind of thing that happened to someone else.' I looked at the TV and thought: 'Mate, you are someone else.' |
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by IchNichtenLichten in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 167.6
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Just seen the Facebook group 'I LOVE CHICKEN.' More black faces than the Crimewatch christmas special. |
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by middleburn in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 161.4
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Anyone else noticed that the "Crimewatch" theme music is surprisingly cheery? I often whistle it to myself whilst swaggering away from a rape scene doing up the zip on my jeans! Job done. |
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by fistheadx36 in Sex and shit - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 82.4
| Is it just me or does the performance from last years years X-Factor finalists look like 'Crimewatch: The musical' ? |
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by Mentalmonkey in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 72.8
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I was on You've Been Framed last night. Others call it Crimewatch. |
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| Is it just me or is Crimestoppers a stupid name to call a phone line that deals with a crime after it's been committed. |
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