Jokes under Other > Food and Drink from today (All)
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Even though I'm an atheist, advertising that my butcher shop sold nothing but Halal meat has made me rich because of all these Muslims. And it's all thanks to buying a pig farm and naming every one of them 'Halal'. |
 
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by Hayagatalightboy in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 hours ago - Current Score: 3.8
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My fridge is full of African food. It's empty. |
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by irultrahamish in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 13 hours ago - Current Score: 2.2
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Leftover food ain't what it used to be. It's gone to the dogs. |
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I had a fit whilst ordering a wrap from Subway. It was a Chicken Seizure. |
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I'm pretty good at my job. I always like to get all my ducks in a row. I work as a poulterer, and I suffer from OCD. |
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| Well, I'm not the best cook. Cooked some beef last night, it was so undercooked the Hindus were still worshipping it. |
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