Jokes under Celebrities > Danny Dyer
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I said to my neighbour, 'You're a bit like Danny Dyer.' He said, 'Why? Because I'm hard and a gangster?' 'No,' I said. 'Because you're a cunt.' |
 
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Why wouldn't a gay man like Danny Dyer? Because gays don't like cunts. |
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Top tip: When at a shop looking for a decent film to watch, simply read the front of the box and follow this simple rule: If it says 'Oscar winner', its a great film. If it says 'Oscar nominated' its a good film. If it says 'Cannes film festival winner' its a decent film. If it says 'Danny Dyer' anywhere on the box, its fucking shit. |
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| Just watched my first Danny Dyer film, and to be honest, the irony wouldn't be lost on me if he was really called Danny Excellent. |
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by The Glitterati in Celebrities - Danny Dyer - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 14
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Do what Danny Dyer would do. Get out there and mark your X. |
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by John Merrick in Celebrities - Danny Dyer - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 13.6
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Zoo Magazine has stated that a "Production error" was to blame for the controversial advice given by Danny Dyer in his column.
So, when a bloke wrote in asking what to do after his girlfriend dumped him, Dyer meant to type, "I'd suggest moving on with your life, getting out again and meeting new people"; however, he actually typed, "I'd suggest going out on a rampage with the boys, cut your ex's face and then no-one will want her." That [...] |
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Why is Danny Dyer always presenting these shows about football thugs and gangsters? He's about as intimidating as Louie Spence doing The Haka. |
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Nice to see Danny Dyer embracing his gay side in his new show- Danny Dyer locked in one house with some of Britain's "Hardest" Men. |
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by daveyboy16icon in Celebrities - Danny Dyer - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 8.2
| quit my job as Danny Dyers sisters Tampon, i was sick of looking at a bloody cunt...so i told him to fuck off |
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Danny Dyer is going to make a one off special of his popular TV programe "Britains most Dangerous people. He is going to spend an evening alone with Susan Boyle in a House of Mirrors. |
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by borelmicha in Celebrities - Susan Boyle (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 6.2
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