Jokes under Illness and mortality > Arthritis
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I fucked this arthritic woman yesterday. What a cracker! |
 
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by mickle in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 752.8
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Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After five minutes he says, "Sorry, love, the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on." "That'll be my arthritis," she says. "What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their fanny before." "No," she says. "It's in my arms and hands... I can't wipe me arse." |
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by ht in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 310.4
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"I'll tell you," George said to Paul, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" Paul asked. "You bet," George replied. "It makes every single one of your joints stiff except the right one." |
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by mamma mia in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 160.6
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I was in the bookstore the other day and came across a book titled "Living with Parkinson's Disease and Arthritis". I looked at the back to see what the critics had to say about it. "After an initial shakey start, I just couldn't put this book down." |
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by mickle in Illness and mortality - Arthritis (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 118.4
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My wife suffers from terrible rheumatism and it's incredibly painful for her to walk. That's why I sold her car. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 106
| A patient comes into her local pharmacy to collect her regular arthritis medication. The pharmacist hands over her prescription and says, "take one of these tablets every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off." |
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by mamma mia in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 100.6
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The Doctor has told me I need to find a new hobby. I have Arthritis in my wrists. |
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by Baldlice in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 97.8
| Big thumbs up to all those who suffer from Arthritis. |
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by sick.fucker in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 42.4
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My gran used to have terrible arthritis leaving her completely crippled. She used to drink 1 litre of olive oil a day to try and combat it. Did it work? No, but you should have seen how quick the cremation went. |
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by JmtRyan in Illness and mortality - Arthritis - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 39.4
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by lolmaster in Illness and mortality - Arthritis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 30.2
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