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Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wjh31 in Racism - Jew (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 2,287.8


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I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!"

I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Biscuit777 in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,593.6




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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Welsh Twat in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 480.8


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What did the Nazis get after they installed tanning beds in Auschwitz?

Concentrated orange Jews. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Hash in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 297.8


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Why did Hitler cross the road?

To get to the Genocide. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Synthy in Crime - Genocide (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 222.8


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The Bradford Ripper is to appear in the Hague charged with genocide.

He single-handedly killed all of Bradford's caucasian population. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by purple headed crowbar in Crime - Genocide (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 213.8


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Why did the Israeli Commando cross the road?

To shoot the baby with the rattle about to open fire. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nobscratcher in Crime - Genocide - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 184.2


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"Wake up, Jesus! It's time for your second coming." said God.

"It's been nearly 2000 years and my wounds still hurt." replies Jesus, whilst picking up a razor to trim his beard. "I was crucified, tortured and humiliated by my fellow Jews."

"Snap out of it boy" replied God.

Jesus, having nearly finished his shave, turns to God and asks, 'what time is it?'

"It's 12:30, August 2nd, 1934."[...]

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Joke submitted by I 3 Hitler, originally by Internet Meme in Crime - Genocide - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 163.8


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BBC NEWS: US State seeks Holocaust records.

6 million to beat. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Harsalan in Crime - Genocide - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 155.2


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I can't help but think that the Nazis could have added some much needed humour to the holocaust if they'd simply used nitrous oxide in one out of every ten showers. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in Crime - Genocide - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 81.4



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